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Vincent — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 10:36:25 +0000

My domain has benn approve and I’ll be using it on my other blog.

I may be more active there and won’t post much here.

Please visit my new blog at http://VincentChow.Net

-Vincent

Mr.Bean Jokes Collection

Vincent — Sat, 10 Jun 2006 17:56:26 +0000

1) BRAIN TUMOR:

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?

Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?

Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?

Mr. Bean: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean: I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.

Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!

4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend: What are you looking at?

Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?

Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

5) Marriage:

Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?

Mr. Bean: 16

Friend: Why?

Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.

6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?

Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it’s a horror film. I didn’t see any picture.

Friend: What tape did you took anyway?

Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:

Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom’s dead.

Friend: condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder

Friend: what now?

Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:

Colleague: Sorry I’m late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.

Mr. Bean: That’s alright, me too…I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.

9) Spelling lesson:

Mr. Bean’s Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful….is it one c or two c?

Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

Mr.Bean’s Photo Album.

-Vincent

Indonesia Playboy

Vincent — Sat, 10 Jun 2006 17:02:41 +0000

I think someone modified it, but it’s really worth a laugh.

Tada~

-Vincent

Drinking Problem

Vincent — Sat, 10 Jun 2006 16:27:37 +0000

It’s cute but not a really funny one.

-Vincent

New Blog

Vincent — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 17:51:39 +0000

Hi there, I’ve been few days didn’t post here.

Guess what I’m doing? I’m making a new blog at http://vchannel.ahplace.com

This is because the blog hosted at wordpress.com are not as good as remotely hosted wordpress blog.

WordPress.com do not allow javascript and any other cool stuff, but if I host it somewhere else, I’m allowed.

Even I’ve make a new blog but I still use this one, because I’ve use it for a quite a long time, maybe.

You can find some tools like domain whois check, free domain and free webhosting at http://vchannel.ahplace.com

Paying a visit to my new site at http://vchannel.ahplace.com and leave a comment will much appreciated.

And maybe I’ll turn that blog into a website or whatever.

You know, the curiosity of mine are great and I would also be very happy if you let me know who are you and how you hear this blog too.

And if you let me know who you are and how you hear about this wordpress blog and my 2nd at http://vchannel.ahplace.com,I will have a happy day~

At least, your name and where you from?

And ya, my HB points reach 746 !

Which means I’ll have enough points to own a domain by Monday..

But I’ve not decided yet what domain should I register , http://vincentchow.net ?? Suggestions are warmly welcome.

Hmm.. I’m sleepy now, going to bed soon..

Bye~

Regards,
-Vincent

Conversation

Vincent — Tue, 06 Jun 2006 07:44:59 +0000

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That’s what I want to know.

Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.

George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow’s name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?

Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That’s the man’s name.

George: That’s who’s name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That’s correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don’t want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

Jokes of the Day

Vincent — Mon, 05 Jun 2006 16:07:06 +0000

Blonde in the appliance store

A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk replies Im sorry, we dont do business with blondes. So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black. The next day, she went back to the same store and said I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk, once again, replies Sorry, we dont do business with blondes. The blonde replied How did you know I was blonde? The clerk says Because thats a microwave, not a T.V.

All the same

One Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbour, get outta here!.""The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese!". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship!. You idiot!"

"Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same!!!"

Don't Show Sign Again

There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him. First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his knees (meaning "need), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw.Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off.The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw."
The other guy replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming."

Enjoy the jokes..

-Vincent

Button, sticker or whatever

Vincent — Mon, 05 Jun 2006 10:30:26 +0000

Hi guys, I’ve made a button for HostBidder and also for myself.

Use them if you like.

HostBidder ->

Mine ->

Download – Right Click -> Save as

I’m not good in matching colours, so mine are so dull.

If you guys do have any ideas on how to match the colours of my button please kindly leave a comment here.

Thank you..

-Vincent

The Da Vinci Code

Vincent — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 18:28:32 +0000

I’m not a christian and did not comment anything on “The Da Vinci Code” movie.

But I find this video clip very funny, so just to share with you guys.

But it’s not pure english, it’s a mixture of mandarin and english.

Singaporean and Malaysian style.

But not to worry, there’s always subtitle.

Just enjoy the clip.

CLICK HERE to watch it.

Please don’t flame me

-Vincent

Sign the Better PF Petition

Vincent — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 14:54:31 +0000

Hi readers, if you’re Malaysian, I urge you to sign the petition located at http://www.petitiononline.com/betterpf/

We have to take action againts irresponsible Malaysian police.

They are too much.

Let’s support the Independent Police Complaints and Misconduct Commission (IPCMC).

-Vincent